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标题:
[原创]好梦不长
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一剪梅
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2010-6-21 09:33
标题:
[原创]好梦不长
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font color="#003300"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>好梦不长</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 24pt"><font color="#003300"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>梦</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>遇</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><o:p></o:p></span></b></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">年底，市经贸局的一揽子工作会议，假座锡惠宾馆举行。第一天议程是总结、表彰、交流。我的老同学、局信息科长肖本山荣获“优秀干部”称号，还上台发了言，和分管市长握了手。晚上聚餐饮酒，量不大却贪杯的肖本山被灌倒，后由我扶回两人合住的客房。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">半夜，我口渴起床想喝水，拧亮灯，注意到肖本山的床铺空着。原以为他在卫生间里，好一会不见动静，进去一看，也没人影。忽听得卫生间对面挂衣服的壁橱内，似有“呼噜呼噜”声。打开橱门，果见他蜷曲着酣睡在里头。猜测他是下床喝水或者解手，神志迷胡状态下，晕头转向钻进去的。我摇了几次未弄醒他。于是，我一手托着他后背，一手架着他腿弯，将他搬到床上。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我再度醒来时，发现肖本山靠坐在床头抽烟。我装咳了几声，以此抗议他污染空气。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">肖本山倒也知趣，立即捻灭烟头，嗓音由于激动而颤抖：“睡不着了？告诉你，我去了一趟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2015</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">年，也就是未来社会，刚刚返回。不是醉话，不是梦话，真的！这时候，我挺想找个信得过的人吐露吐露！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我不吭声，表示听听神话无妨。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“睡到小半夜，我小便急，下床去卫生间，不知怎么的摸进了时间隧道！隧道车正巧等在那儿，里面黑咕隆咚，只能载一个人，象部老爷电梯，飞行时颠发颠发，怪舒服……”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我暗笑：当时，你大懒猪一样躺在壁橱里，我摇你一把，你一声“呼噜噜”，推你两把，两声“呼噜噜”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“隧道车似乎出了故障，抛锚在沙漠边缘，距未来之城远着呢。不亲身经历真不敢相信，派来接我的交通工具，不是汽车，不是骆驼，而是人。老弟，我实话实说：那时，有个下岗职工模样的人跑来接我，我一眼认出他是谁，可他出于自尊假装不认识我。他就是??你！你双手平托着我，一路不声不响把我送进城，嗨，一座巨型摩天楼。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我忍不住哈哈大笑。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“还笑？我为你难过！进了城，膀胱越来越胀，我没劲道玩，一门心思找厕所，转来转去硬是找不到。我急疯了，闯进一间无人且没锁门的办公室，躲在墙角，对着纸篓正打算解决问题，无意中，瞥见桌上有本崭新的紫皮书??《</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2015</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">年中国高官备忘录》。禁不住好奇心，我拿起书，随手翻开浏览。咦，右边这页最下面一行，确确凿凿印着：‘山本肖，原名肖本山，江苏无锡人，一九七七年一月生，二零零零年九月参加工作，历任科长、局长、市长、省长’??‘省长’后面顿号，底下内容在后一页，想来是更大的官。我正想掀页接着看，吱呀，有人开门走进来了。你道他是谁？分管市长！看样子，他已削职为民，大概是个内勤。他出于嫉恨，大叫一声‘滚回去！’对准我小肚子狠狠一脚。厉害，他有魔法，一脚把我踢了回来。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我笑得几乎喘不过气。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">待我笑够了，肖本山说：“不好意思，你有多余短裤吗？借给我！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“有！”我将一条干净三角裤扔给他。“我猜得出，梦中原市长的一脚，踢得你裤裆里漏了水！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“我重申，这些不是梦话，绝对真的！”他的腔调非常正经，不容置疑。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">接着，我把如何察觉他失踪，如何发现他猫在壁橱里，如何搬他回到床上的事，一一倒了出来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">听罢，肖本山扫视了两遍房间，问：“你提到挂衣服的壁橱，哪里有壁橱？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">此刻，窗外天色渐亮，房内东西清晰可辨。奇怪的是，卫生间的对面，根本不存在什么壁橱，只有一堵光秃秃、白花花的墙。我一下子目瞪口呆。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 24pt"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我揉揉眼睛，跳下床赤脚冲过去，用拳头使劲捶打墙体，“咚咚咚咚”，声音厚实，是砖混结构。见鬼了，原来先前我也是做梦，是在梦乡同他遭遇缠夹。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 24pt"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>梦</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>兆</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><o:p></o:p></span></b></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">第二天上午，肖本山到会场露了露脸，就溜外面去了。我中午在客房休息时，他才回来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">他递给我一张居民身份证，得意洋洋道：“你看看，跟过去的我有什么不同？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">身份证是他本人的，左上角照片中的他，两颗白多黑少的大眼珠冷飕飕地盯着我。我不耐烦地：“没什么两样。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“仔细看看嘛！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">身份证上的签发日期是今天，想来他上午刚补办。我问：“你原来的遗失了？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">他点点头，又摇摇头，“你再仔细看一看！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我研究了一会背面的字体、花纹，把握不大地说：“假证！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“的的确确是真的，我上午特意去公安部门，托一个熟悉的朋友作为急事急办的！马大哈，请你念念姓名一栏！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“‘姓名，山本肖。’山本肖？印错了！我说肖本山，你才是马大哈，下午还得去重办！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">他“嘿嘿嘿嘿”笑而不答。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">不由联想起他向我津津乐道的“亲身经历”。他偷看了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2015</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">年紫皮书后，知悉自己与那位叫山本肖的大人物的原名、籍贯、出生和工作年月、初任职务完全一样，作为一个深信魔幻小说的官财迷，不免想入非非，认为自己和书中角色本是同一人。因而他得出结论：要想平步青云，大富大贵，必须立刻更改姓名，很简单，即把原名前后倒置，如此这般，笃定成功！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我往他肩上揍一拳，喝道：“肖本山，不要发神经，那不过是个梦！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“别再叫我肖本山！从今以后，我法律意义上的名字是山本肖！就依你说的那是个梦，好梦啊！好预兆啊！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我知道，他同样迷信梦兆。三年前，他当上科长那天夜里，梦见一位美女扑进自己怀中。第二天在舞厅，果真有个美眉上前邀请他跳舞，主动投怀送抱。第二年，两人便筑了温馨的爱巢。尽管婚后半年离异分了手，然而，他认定症结在于自己偷摘野花，与梦无关，梦兆还是准的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">这一回，好梦更短。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">改成鬼子式名字的当天晚上，山本肖又喝醉。扶他回客房后，他大着舌头滔滔不绝：“有句成语叫、叫、叫有恃无恐。反正我的命运已经注、注定，将来会当、当大官，发、发大财，现在我、我、我什么也不怕！发大财要从发小财练、练起。告诉你，今天办好改、改名手续，我顺路拐、拐进电脑城，向董老板要回了四万块好、好处费。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我一震，追问：“什么好处费？”前一阵，他负责采办局机关的办公自动化设备，曾有人反映，他经手买回来的东西质次价高，怀疑其中有猫腻。局纪委打算派员外调，请示吴局长时，局座拍着胸脯说：“小肖是个好同志，采买过程中，经常向我作汇报，不会出问题，出了问题我担责任！”调查工作就此搁浅。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“就是为单位买、买电脑之类的回、回扣。我原本有、有顾虑，不、不敢拿，暂、暂时存放董老板那儿，现在我、我、我有恃无恐！”这时的山本肖老实得可爱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“哼，你又是醉话加梦话！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">“你、你、你看！”山本肖右手伸进西服内口袋，掏出一只装得鼓鼓的牛皮纸信封，在我眼前亮亮。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">信封上有一行手写字：“市经贸局肖本山科长亲启”。我猛然一把夺到手中，塞进自己的公文包，“啪”的一声，拉紧拉链。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 24pt"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>梦</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New?>破</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">山本肖顿时酒醒，终于认清我是谁，连忙向我拱手作揖，口齿变清了：“看在幼儿园三年、小学六年同窗的情分上，放我一马吧！里面的钞票全部归你！天不知，地不知，你知，我知！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">朋友们都说我有肚量，重情义，平日，能够容忍他们的种种坏习惯，臭脾气。但另一方面，我决不宽恕任何损公肥私、违法乱纪行为，发起狠来六亲不认。我厉声射出两个字：“做梦！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我是谁？局纪委副书记兼监察科长。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">董老板是谁？局长大人的小舅子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">抓住四万元钱和写有字的牛皮纸信封这两件重要证据，我理直气壮叩开局长室的门，报告了山本肖的问题，要求深入展开调查。吴局长先是故作惊讶，继而拍桌子大吼：“这东西真不是东西，把我也蒙在鼓里。你们查，你们查，我坚决支持！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">最终，在政策允许范围内，我仍然力所能及拉了老同学一把。取证查实山本肖经济案件以后，局纪委讨论怎样发落他时，我提出：“考虑到他能够主动交代错误并退出赃款，况且受贿金额不大，属于初犯、轻罪，建议不移送司法部门，由本单位给予党纪、政纪处理。”大家赞同我的意见，对他作出了双开处分：开除党籍、开除公职。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">这天下午，起草好处分决定，我伏在桌上打盹，竟又做了个怪梦，或者可谓续梦??我通过时间隧道，潜入未来之城，趁那间办公室没人之机，悄悄摸了进去，翻开《</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2015</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">年中国高官备忘录》，读到了当初肖本山无缘见识的后一页上内容：“国务委员、全国人大副委员长。山本肖目无法纪……合计受贿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">8.88</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">亿元人民币的罪行败露，残忍地杀害了掌握其更多劣迹的姘妇莫名娜，企图流窜国外，在上机前被抓获归案。今年八月份，被判处极刑……”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><font color="#003300"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times new=" Roman?? New? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; new="New">我醒后沉思良久。象山本肖这种贪财贪色的所谓“优秀干部”，当小官是小贪官，危害范围相对小一些。倘如梦中那样一路高升当上大官，他必然成为大贪官，将对国家造成不可估量的危害，到头来，自己的性命也保不住。好在现实中的他嫩了点，暴露得早，手刚伸，便被捉，卸掉了乌纱，截断了仕途，却也免除了牢狱之灾，悔改自新还来得及。这个结局，对他本人，对社会，都是幸事。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></span></font></font></p>
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[此贴子已经被水云间于2010-6-26 20:44:30编辑过]
作者:
烟锁雾楼
时间:
2010-6-23 23:37
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