[原创]长夏停电戏成八绝

锄月花樵

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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><font face="宋体" size="4">一</font></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">长启空调羡府衙，霓虹飞彩耀琼华。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">避峰让电竟何苦？熄了农庄灯万家。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">娱场贵族竞贪欢，电送清凉赛广寒。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">明处谁曾思暗处？蜗居茅屋烛光残。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '黑体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font face="宋体" size="4">三</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">哒哒噪声盈四周，自行发电岂长谋？</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">勉维生产得耶失？耗了能源贵了油。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><font face="宋体" size="4">四</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div><br/>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">盼电宽余未等闲，新安梦罢又秦山。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">年年失望年年望，水力核能何太悭？</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><font face="宋体" size="4"><strong>五</strong></font></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">忍看长夜月当灯，始觉有钱非万能。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">可叹人心偏废甚，不尊电母敬财神。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font face="宋体" size="4">六</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">眼前不再有风光，电扇电灯全失常。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">摸黑贪凉何处是？惟循犬吠辨村庄。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font face="宋体" size="4">七</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">暑气蒸腾蜡烛溶，照明难乞一灯红。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">电瓶今又成新宠，高价依然尽卖空。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font face="宋体" size="4">八</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">空调冰柜等空陈，无电难为祛暑珍。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '宋体'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="4">送爽添凉谁体贴？枕边倍忆竹夫人。</font></span></span></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr>注：竹夫人，旧时竹制枕状器具，细腻爽滑，人于夏日用作</span><wbr></span><wbr></div>
<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr>贴身取凉之物，戏称为竹夫人，今不复见矣。</span><wbr></span><wbr>    </span><wbr></div></div>

司马长风

<font color=\"#0000ff\" size=\"3\">虽言“戏”，然影射现实，不乏深刻。一组读来，拗句略多。</font>

潇潇一剑

<font size=\"4\">赏读，问花樵兄好！</font>

梅影

呵呵 ，好，现实余味，学习。

[此贴子已经被作者于2010-8-5 13:37:10编辑过]

浔阳倦客

多直白味淡  <font size=\"4\">娱场</font>这样的造词也不佳